The counting is over.
The results are in.
I know it's been a tough few days, nobody enjoys the hanging around and the waiting, but you are here now and it's all going to be alright
So, here it is.
The top five weirdest things that have ever happened to me...
(I was eating toast and marmalade during this one so apologies for the squelching and iffy articulation. At least my juices were flowing...)
Love'n' legal action,